“Trump” Has a New Slogan for Australia

He doesn’t do welcomes. He does arrivals.

At CPAC National Conference 2026 in Brisbane, “Donald Trump” dropped in to tell Australians some tremendous truths: we’re sitting on the best dirt on Earth, we’re the richest broke country in the world, and fixing it is easy. Stop giving away the gas, leave people alone, and put bricks on top of bricks.

He also unveiled a brand new slogan, one of his best: Make Australia Normal Again.

Comedian Rupert Degas delivered another standout performance. Watch to the end. This is satire. “Donald Trump” is played by comedian Rupert Degas and is a parody performance. It does not depict the real Donald Trump and is not endorsed by him. The message underneath the joke is serious, though. CPAC Australia exists to restore conservative leadership to Australia.